🎄 140 Perfect Christmas Captions for Instagram 🎄

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Updated November 9, 2020

Cue the Christmas music! I’m in the holiday spirit, my friends. I am beyond excited to see Christmas & Holiday posts filling my social feeds up with pure joy! One of the best parts of social media and the holidays is the captions on people’s photos.

But raise your hand if you ever getting stuck writing a caption sometimes 🙋‍♀️. Whether you are writing captions for Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, even your Felt Letter Boards my Friends, these captions will be sure to catch your reader’s attention or make you giggle!

I am so excited to share with you Christmas themed quotes, cute & funny captions, Christmas song lyrics & insanely funny puns that will be sure to keep your readers wanting to come back for more!

Ladies I present to you …. 140 Perfect Christmas Captions for Instagram

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140 Perfect Christmas Captions for Instagram

Famous Christmas Movies Captions

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
We elves try to stick to four main food groups, candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup
What’s a Christmas gram, I want one!
Son of a nutcracker
Stink, Stank, Stunk
Merry Grinchmas
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Some people are worth melting for – Olaf
You serious Clark?
Not now arctic puffin
Bah Humbug
I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins
It’s a beaut Clark
Save the neck for me Clark
We’re going to have the Hap Hap Happiest Christmas
Syrup in coffee? Why didn’t I think of that?
Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties? – A Charlie Brown Christmas
Do you want to build a snowman?

Christmas Song Lyrics

- Hurry down the chimney tonight
- Rudolph the red nose reindeer
- Tis the season to be jolly
- Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
- Making spirits bright
- We’re dreaming of a white Christmas
- Down Santa Claus lane
- Joy to the world, the Lord has come
- We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy new year.
- All is calm, all is bright
- Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
- All I want for Christmas is you
- Rockin’ around the Christmas tree
- Santa Clause is coming to town (also good for countdown)
- Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
- Walking in a winter wonderland

Funny Christmas Captions & Quotes

- - Rudolph is my spirit animal
  - I love Christmas, Christmas is my favorite (or replace with smiling from Elf)
  - The only time of year where one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
  - Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon right down my driveway
  - Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year, mostly, sometimes, once, never mind-ty-, I’ll buy my own stuff.
  - Deck yourself before you wreck yourself
  - Always jingle all the way, nobody likes a half-assed jingler
  - Don’t get your tinsel in a jingle
  - YOLO, LOL, JK BRB – Jesus
  - I’m getting really sick of cookies having calories
  - Dear Santa, the milk is in the fridge and mom ate the cookies
  - Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name
  - When someone says its too early for Christmas movies and you realize you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
  - Let’s go freeze our butt’s off and go look at Christmas lights while we drink hot chocolate that’s too hot for us to drink
  - Halloween is over, which means I can finally listen to Christmas music, just kidding, I’ve been listening to it since last December
  - How to host an introvert Christmas party: buy a bunch of snacks and invite yourself.
  - We’re off to get our pictures taken with Santa, just kidding were off to wait in line for two hours so my kid can scream when they finally see him.
  - December is really for me to see how many different types of cookies I can make
  - If you don’t know who buddy the Elf is, you know where the door is
  - Hallmark Christmas movies Errrday
  - Can my house please smell like Fresh pine all the time?
  - I’m only a morning person on Christmas
  - In this house we laugh, we play, and we jingle all the way

Gangsta wrappa
All I want for Christmas is wine.
Dear Santa, define good
I have OCD – Obsessive Christmas Disorder
I just wanna snuggle and watch Christmas movies
Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Claus, bringing me a case of wine
Let’s play a game on Christmas Eve, it’s called go to sleep and wait for Santa
Tis the season (insert something funny)
That’s it, I’m calling Santa
I want Christmas cookies, hot cocoa, fudge, but can you make it for me?
I’m a gift wrapping ninja, caffeinated with wine, don’t underestimate me
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is pure silence.
Dear Elves, forget making toys, can you make gift cards to Amazon target instead?
Santa, my brother did it
Christmas is simply all day a pajama party
Dachshund through the snow (for dog lovers)
The tree isn’t the only things getting lit this year
Merry Grinchmas
Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
There’s snow place like home
Down Amazon lane, I mean Santa Claus lane, wait no that’s right!
Dear Santa, I can explain
Totally sleighed it
Tis the season to sparkle
The Elf did it
What did one ornament say to the other? “I like hanging out with you”
You rock my Christmas socks
Happy Holla’ Days
Drink up Grinches
100% that Grinch
I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list
Happy Holiyays
My favorite color is Christmas lights
Christmas can never be too sparkly
Merry Everything, Happy Always
All I want for Christmas is food
Do Santa’s cookies pair well with wine? Asking for a friend
The calm before the storm
Sleigh all-day
Hot chocolate weather
Feelin Frosty
Buddy the Elf and hot cocoa
Cookies and milk for Santa
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the Christmas lights.
Meet me under the mistletoe
Christmas music all day every day
Kindness is like snow, it beautifies everything it covers
Holly + Berries
Christmas countdown
HoHoHo
Oh Deer
Peace on Earth
Have a Holly Jolly day
Keep calm, Santa is coming
Candy canes 5 cents
Hot cocoa and candy canes for sale!
Fresh cut Christmas trees
You are never too old to look for Santa in the sky
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph
Santa’s little helpers (kids)
Let there be Christmas lights!
99% Naughty, 1% Nice
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry
We are like snowflakes, different in our own beautiful way!
Candy cane wishes, mistletoe kisses
Jesus is the reason for the season
Happy Birthday, Jesus!
When they saw the star, they rejoiced Matthew 2:10
Snowy hair, don’t care
Make gingerbread houses great again
Make it rein (deer)
Santa has the right idea: Visit people only once a year!
Hot Cocoa & Christmas music
May your days be Merry & Bright
Believe in the magic of the season
Alexa, put up the Christmas tree
Alexa, turn on Nsync’s Christmas album
Oh quarantree
I love you snow much
It’s the most wonderful time, for a beer
I’m full of holiday spirit. It’s called wine
You had me at Christmas

140 Perfect Christmas Captions for Instagram

🎄 140 Perfect Christmas Captions for Instagram 🎄

“FTC Disclosure: This post or video contains affiliate links, which means I may receive a commission for purchases made through my links”

***Updated November 9, 2020***

Cue the Christmas music! I’m in the holiday spirit, my friends. I am beyond excited to see Christmas & Holiday posts filling my social feeds up with pure joy! One of the best parts of social media and the holidays is the captions on people’s photos.

Ladies I present to you …. 140 Perfect Christmas Captions for Instagram

Follow me on Pinterest for more posts like these!

Famous Christmas Movies Captions

Christmas Song Lyrics

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Tis the season to be jolly

Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Making spirits bright

We’re dreaming of a white Christmas

Down Santa Claus lane

Joy to the world, the Lord has come

We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

All is calm, all is bright

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

All I want for Christmas is you

Rockin’ around the Christmas tree

Santa Clause is coming to town (also good for countdown)

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul

Walking in a winter wonderland

Funny Christmas Captions & Quotes

Rudolph is my spirit animal

I love Christmas, Christmas is my favorite (or replace with smiling from Elf)

The only time of year where one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks

Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon right down my driveway

Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year, mostly, sometimes, once, never mind-ty-, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Deck yourself before you wreck yourself

Always jingle all the way, nobody likes a half-assed jingler

Don’t get your tinsel in a jingle

YOLO, LOL, JK BRB – Jesus

I’m getting really sick of cookies having calories

Dear Santa, the milk is in the fridge and mom ate the cookies

Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name

When someone says its too early for Christmas movies and you realize you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

Let’s go freeze our butt’s off and go look at Christmas lights while we drink hot chocolate that’s too hot for us to drink

Halloween is over, which means I can finally listen to Christmas music, just kidding, I’ve been listening to it since last December

How to host an introvert Christmas party: buy a bunch of snacks and invite yourself.

We’re off to get our pictures taken with Santa, just kidding were off to wait in line for two hours so my kid can scream when they finally see him.

December is really for me to see how many different types of cookies I can make

If you don’t know who buddy the Elf is, you know where the door is

Hallmark Christmas movies Errrday

Can my house please smell like Fresh pine all the time?

I’m only a morning person on Christmas

In this house we laugh, we play, and we jingle all the way

Gangsta wrappa

All I want for Christmas is wine.

Dear Santa, define good

I have OCD – Obsessive Christmas Disorder

I just wanna snuggle and watch Christmas movies

Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Claus, bringing me a case of wine

Let’s play a game on Christmas Eve, it’s called go to sleep and wait for Santa

Tis the season (insert something funny)

That’s it, I’m calling Santa

I want Christmas cookies, hot cocoa, fudge, but can you make it for me?

I’m a gift wrapping ninja, caffeinated with wine, don’t underestimate me

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is pure silence.

Dear Elves, forget making toys, can you make gift cards to Amazon target instead?

Santa, my brother did it

Christmas is simply all day a pajama party

Dachshund through the snow (for dog lovers)

The tree isn’t the only things getting lit this year

Merry Grinchmas

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

There’s snow place like home

Down Amazon lane, I mean Santa Claus lane, wait no that’s right!

Dear Santa, I can explain

Totally sleighed it

Tis the season to sparkle

The Elf did it

What did one ornament say to the other? “I like hanging out with you”

You rock my Christmas socks

Happy Holla’ Days

Drink up Grinches

100% that Grinch

I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list

Happy Holiyays

Updated November 9, 2020